Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your binge watch. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere.
Episodes
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Tuesday Jul 11, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Tomes and Talismans! "Quite possibly the finest post-apocalyptic educational series about library science ever produced by Mississippi Public Television." Get ready for an in-depth hard hitting look into the Dewey Decimal system in what was probably the second smelliest series we've covered. (Looking at you Lancelot Link!). We decide we're team Wiper and wonder if this might have been and inspiration for Ted Kaczynski
Comedian Brandon Gorin joins to explain why its now his 4th(!) favorite show
Bottle Episode:
Watch Tomes and Talismans on Youtube, Mississippi Public Broadcast, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Work It. A show that was tone deaf in 2012 when it came out. A midseason replacement to another man based show. The only thing more strained than the nylons is the idea that no one is supposed to realize they're in costume.
Comedian Patrick Holbert joins to break down their fashion choices mostly.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Work It on On This Guys Site for Now or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Wednesday Jun 28, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Pogmentary. Paul Pogba felt that he was not getting paid enough by Manchester United so he made a documentary to let everyone know that Paul Pogba thinks that Paul Pogba is the greatest soccer player to ever grace the sport. A docuseries as shallow as the personality behind it. We're not saying this killed his agent but his death wasn't enough to stop it from getting over 20,000 1 star reviews.
Comedian Ross Parsons joins us to figure out Football and the French
Bottle Episode:
Watch The Pogmentary on Amazon Prime or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Tuesday Jun 20, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Viva Laughlin. A puzzling troubling remake of a British TV show, Viva Blackpool. Hugh Jackman summoning all of his star power to make a Nevada musical murder mystery. Unenthusiastic singing, dirtbag cops, and THREE ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEES.
Comedian AJ Thompson joins us to try and make sense of it all, the movie Roar manages to come up again
Bottle Episode:
Watch Viva Laughlin on Youtube or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Tuesday Jun 13, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about seminal Christian classic 7th Heaven with resident former Portly Lutheran Comedian Matt Storrs (@mtstorrs, Linktree!)! A show about how great it is to be Christian, but especially a Christian parent. We dive in to try and figure out why pool halls in this town also have chess, how someone doesn't taste grain alcohol in any drink, and why these kids love talking to their parents about sex.
Bottle Episode:
Watch 7th Heaven on Hulu or Paramount Plus or wherever local pirates are found
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Tuesday Jun 06, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Dragon Ball GT with resident Dragon Ball Expert Alex Ptak (@UltraPtak, Quorators Podcast)! Another show that tried to reinvent itself by going back to basics, and basically forgetting what made the show good. Goku's back and he's small! We watched the first and last episode so Alex fills us in with all the weird details in between. It's Dragon Ball Grand Turismo!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Dragon Ball GT on Hulu or Crunchy Roll or wherever local pirates are found
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday May 30, 2023
Tuesday May 30, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! William Shatner is a bad dad who's not afraid to say exactly what he's thinking. Finally a voice for dudes in their 60s who wish they could get hard. We dive into the production, the blandness of it all, and why won't Shatner stop his son from having sex with his sister. Tweeting your way into television, it's not just for Megan Amram!
Bottle Episode:
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his Stand Up Special Goblin King!
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
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Wednesday May 24, 2023
Wednesday May 24, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Wooops! Described as the thinking man's Gilligan's Island, a nuclear apocalypse wipes out the entire population minus 6 of the blandest people imaginable(and Santa!). We bring in comedian Brandon T Gorin (@brandongorin) to dig into one of the darkest sitcom episodes we've ever seen. Hide out in your Volvos and enjoy Santa's bizarre survivors remorse!
Bottle Episode:
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
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Bottle Episodes
Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. But ”Bottle Episodes” isn’t just a show about bad TV - it’s also a celebration of the pregame ritual. Each episode, David offers up his drink recommendations, whether it’s a classic cocktail or something more adventurous, and invite listeners to join them in getting tipsy before diving into the latest terrible show. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your next pregame session. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere!