Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your binge watch. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere.
Episodes
Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
Tuesday Feb 20, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering reality tv competition/early 2000s gross out reel, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll! Realizing they wouldn't be selling out shows for much longer, the dolls decided to make a reality tv show to add a new member to the burlesque group turned pop stars. They joined for one performance and got horrifically sick for the opportunity, Daniel talks about how much he loved the first episode and we all agreed it didn't get better as it went on. We figure out what happened to their new tour and fight about a fake fight.
Comedian Maggie Lalley helps us figure out who to root for and more! Upcoming Shows Here!
The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll
Bottle Episode:
S01E08 The Girl Who Becomes a Doll
Watch The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Tuesday Feb 13, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering spawn of Baywatch itself. V.I.P.! Pamela Anderson plays Valerie Irons(no relation to Jeremy) as she stumbles her way through Bodyguarding stardom. Though the real star is early Brian Cranston and not one but TWO other Breaking Bad cast members. And Iced Tea as the Prophet.
Comedian Eric Owusu loves V.I.P. more than life itself! (Comedy special defending V.I.P.)
Bottle Episode:
Watch V.I.P. on Tubi, Roku TV, Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Tuesday Feb 06, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're hitting the Seinfeld curse hard again with Bob Patterson. Jason Alexander's go at being the 3rd best self-help guru. Do they throw objects at handicapped people? Obviously. Is Robert Kleing disgusted by his age-appropriate hook-up? Why wouldn't he be. Does Brian George get to collect another paycheck off his Seinfeld connection? Always
Comedian Gus Tate has an incredible special called Top Gus. Go watch it!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Bob Patterson on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Tuesday Jan 30, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about possibly the worst crime Kramer ever committed, The Michael Richards Show! Michael plays a private eye and proceeds to yell at the elderly, get attacked by a woman in bed, and literally doing 30,000 push-ups. From the writer of B-Movie comes an A-moral detective agency with very little point of view. Find out what show Michael Richards turned down because this one flopped! Pick up Michaels new book out in June
Comedian Ben Kirschenbaum comes by to talk about how good Seinfeld is.
Bottle Episode:
Watch The Michael Richards Show on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul music and then put him on a bus? How did they get David Hasselhoff? We try to figure out all that and more on Bottle Episodes!
Comedian Chris Reiter comes in to help us piece together what actually happened in that film.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Nightman on Freevee, Tubi, Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of the movie and adds a lot of surreal Fox Family guy style humor on top of it. Please join us in becoming official Deidrich Badermales.
Comedians Madelien Murphy and Kendra Dawsey come in to make me do Patrick Warburton impressions! Check Kendra out on Not a Yadda Yadda show in NYC on 1/19 and Madelein Murphy's upcoming dates here for both stand-up and her educational talk about queer storytelling at colleges and libraries starting in February!
Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series
Bottle Episode:
Watch Napoleon Dynamite on Tubi, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended their stage show, we watch John Goodman tell us that yes, lions are horny too. We also try to figure out if they will only cast Cheryl Hines as someone married to a Larry.
Comedian Eliot Thompson comes in to help try and liberate the animals from the park! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Father of the Pride on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mean to gingers and we bully some Mormons. How does a whole show feel hung over?
Comedian Pamela Ross Threepeats and wants you to check out her Substack!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Are You There Chelsea? on DailyMotion, Youtube or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Bottle Episodes
Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. But ”Bottle Episodes” isn’t just a show about bad TV - it’s also a celebration of the pregame ritual. Each episode, David offers up his drink recommendations, whether it’s a classic cocktail or something more adventurous, and invite listeners to join them in getting tipsy before diving into the latest terrible show. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your next pregame session. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere!