Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your binge watch. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere.
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Tuesday Apr 16, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11 Islamaphobia, lets dive into the pod(ee-dee-dee)cast
Comedian Daniel J Perafan is out here telling everyone he's from Honduras.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Mind of Mencia on the Internet Archive, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Tuesday Apr 09, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically leading to writers being unable to change scripts. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE GODDAMN JIM VARNEY IS IN IT. GIVE ME MORE ERNEST. NOM NOM NOM NOSTALGIA. Let;s get in the hot tub.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Pink Lady and Jeff on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Tuesday Apr 02, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with a prostitute, this 6'4 president sure was unlucky in love! Really we're just excited to see Chi McBride bowl again.
Comedian Chris Faga is out here trying smash Mary Todd. Check out his podcasts. High Society Radioy and Notes of a Goon
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer
Bottle Episode:
Watch The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer on the Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Tuesday Mar 26, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad. Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political.
Comedian Jake Silberman is out here touring all over. Check out his podcasts. Hard man Soft Boy and The Jake Silberman Show
Bottle Episode:
Watch 1600 Penn on the Internet Archive, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering 7th Heaven follow up by the horniest woman alive The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Following a young Shailene Woodley as she learns the hard lessons of getting pregnant as a teenager. A show about the dangers of teenage trysts that also says the word sex on average of 25 times per episode. Everything from, crazy subplots, Molly Ringwald theme song, and Ernie Hudson got to collect a paycheck! Barbara Hampton created a show where a bunch of 15 year olds are all banging as her subconscious slowly leaked out onto the screen and now we forced ourselves to watch it.
Comedian Molly Kornfeld gets all of the characters pregnant
The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Bottle Episode:
Watch The Secret Life of the American Teenager on Freeform, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Tuesday Mar 12, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Learn to Read from PBS! Bruce Jenner and Famous Amos (From the cookies!) spend 30 days in a row trying to teach adults how to read! Who has this kind of available time in the era of basic cable? Will there be an 80s rap? Why are they pushing so hard for these people to work in factories? Why is there a rap? If you like three letter words being spoken at you, you're going to love Learn to Read.
Comedian Brandon Gorin has a breakdown about whether or not we think he can read.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Learn to Read on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Tuesday Mar 05, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering -definitely not Mighty Morphin Power Rangers- Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills! 4 Teenagers with attitude! Getting tattooed by a weird tentacle monster! We watch the most popular episode on YouTube and figure out it's probably about one 10 second clip! Swinton!
Internet Overlord George Pasles helps us figure out who to root for and more! VCR Party Live!
Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills
Bottle Episode:
Watch Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Wednesday Feb 28, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The Moment of Truth! Fresh off hosting Antiques Roadshow, Mark L Wahlberg goes to see just how much people will admit on television. It's fun, David loves it, Daniel not so much. Will you?
Comedian Pamela Ross scores four and wants you to check out her Substack!
Bottle Episode:
Watch The Moment of Truth on Youtube or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Bottle Episodes
Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. But ”Bottle Episodes” isn’t just a show about bad TV - it’s also a celebration of the pregame ritual. Each episode, David offers up his drink recommendations, whether it’s a classic cocktail or something more adventurous, and invite listeners to join them in getting tipsy before diving into the latest terrible show. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your next pregame session. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere!