Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your binge watch. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere.
Episodes
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Nightman Ft Chris Reiter - Bottle Episodes - Episode 40
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Tuesday Jan 23, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Night Man! A show with such bad sound quality I literally had trouble hearing it. The jazz playing, bad vibes feeling, super suited show sprawls out some premise. Why did tech shows hire the king of soul music and then put him on a bus? How did they get David Hasselhoff? We try to figure out all that and more on Bottle Episodes!
Comedian Chris Reiter comes in to help us piece together what actually happened in that film.
Bottle Episode:
Watch Nightman on Freevee, Tubi, Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Tuesday Jan 16, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series! It's got all the original characters (minus an egregious Lafawnduh erasure) and all the same jokes from the movie. A show that takes all the weird, awkward fun of the movie and adds a lot of surreal Fox Family guy style humor on top of it. Please join us in becoming official Deidrich Badermales.
Comedians Madelien Murphy and Kendra Dawsey come in to make me do Patrick Warburton impressions! Check Kendra out on Not a Yadda Yadda show in NYC on 1/19 and Madelein Murphy's upcoming dates here for both stand-up and her educational talk about queer storytelling at colleges and libraries starting in February!
Napoleon Dynamite the Animated Series
Bottle Episode:
Watch Napoleon Dynamite on Tubi, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Father of the Pride Ft Eliot Thompson - Bottle Episodes - Episode 38
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Tuesday Jan 09, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Father of the Pride! A post Shrek Dreamworks high off all that onion money decided to make an animated show about Siegfried and Roy's lions. Premiering less than a year after the lion attack that ended their stage show, we watch John Goodman tell us that yes, lions are horny too. We also try to figure out if they will only cast Cheryl Hines as someone married to a Larry.
Comedian Eliot Thompson comes in to help try and liberate the animals from the park! Check him out on Pure Chaos Comedy shows!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Father of the Pride on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Are You There Chelsea ft Pamela Ross - Bottle Episodes - Episode 37
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Tuesday Jan 02, 2024
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Are you There Chelsea! Chelsea Handler's attempt at becoming a Network Sitcom Co-Star palatable to bland results! It's a great cast claiming to live in NYC, but we're positive it's Columbus. The shows mean to gingers and we bully some Mormons. How does a whole show feel hung over?
Comedian Pamela Ross Threepeats and wants you to check out her Substack!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Are You There Chelsea? on DailyMotion, Youtube or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
How We Roll - Bottle Episodes - Episode 36
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Tuesday Dec 26, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's How We Roll! Pete Holmes does a network sitcom about a real-life factory worker turned pro bowler. In a cast comfortable with putting out great traditional sitcom acting, Pete is actively trying to out act them all. Adding all of the out-of-place pathos, Pete is almost in tears for this CBS bowling sitcom. Chi McBride is there as well as Smart Guy. It's a real time.
Bottle Episode:
Watch How We Roll on Amazon, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Santa Inc. Ft Kenice Mobley - Bottle Episode - Episode 35
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Santa inc. The 2021 show that asks what if Jewish people made Christmas super horny? Horny Santa, horny elves, even a horny Easter Bunny this show is DTF. When you can make three stand-up comedians go "This is a little much" you know you have something special on your hands.
Comedian Kenice Mobley has a great solo show called Don't Kill Yourself Yet at the Littlefield in Brooklyn on 1/30!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Santa Inc on Tubi, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
The War at Home Ft Kevin Froleiks - Bottle Episodes - Episode 34
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about The War at Home! Possibly the most tasteless show we've watched yet. One scene was so uncomfortable Daniel left the room during it. Is Michael Rappaport going to do a lot of racism? You bet. A show that truly tries to outdo its offense with every scene. Let's all hang with Bootie.
Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms!
Bottle Episode:
Watch The War at Home on Youtube, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Duel Masters ft Alex Ptak - Bottle Episodes - Episode 33
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Duel Masters! The Yu-Gi-Oh tip off that's actually a Magic the Gathering rip-off! We don't understand the rules and they refuse to explain them. There's a child dressed like a panda that goes by Boy George, a dragon that heats up to one billion degrees, and of course, JIMMY THREE HORNS
Comedian Alex Ptak is a delight! Help him fund his new season of Theater of Delights!
Bottle Episode:
Watch Duel Masters on Tubi, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow
Bottle Episodes
Do you enjoy watching terrible TV shows, but still want to know which episode is worth your time? Are you your friend’s human IMDB? Then join comedians David Piccolomini and Daniel Crow on ”Bottle Episodes”! David and Daniel take on the worst-rated TV shows in history and review their highest-rated episodes on IMDB to see if they’re worth checking out. From Coprock to Velma, they are pointing out the most absurd moments, the most groan-worthy dialogue, and even how these ideas got to air. But ”Bottle Episodes” isn’t just a show about bad TV - it’s also a celebration of the pregame ritual. Each episode, David offers up his drink recommendations, whether it’s a classic cocktail or something more adventurous, and invite listeners to join them in getting tipsy before diving into the latest terrible show. So pour yourself a drink and join the fun! Whether you’re a fan of bad TV or just looking for a good laugh, ”Bottle Episodes” is the perfect podcast for your next pregame session. Cheers! If you enjoy listening to David and Daniel hilariously review the highest-rated episode of the worst-rated TV shows and appreciate their drink recommendations, we would love to hear from you! Please leave a review of ”Bottle Episodes” on your favorite podcast platform and let us know what you think. Your feedback will help us make each episode better and continue to provide laughs for bad TV lovers and cocktail enthusiasts everywhere!